NEON BROKER
A COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE BALLAD IN A-MINOR
Track 01: The Setup
Just a small town broker, livin' in a lonely world.
Picture this: I’m not exactly the "city boy born and raised in South Detroit" that Steve Perry was singing about. Nope, I’m firmly planted in the land of strip malls and manicured lawns—suburbia, baby!
Track 02: Choose Your Player
SELECT CHARACTER CLASS
Track 03: The Decoder
TAP CARDS TO REVEAL THE TRUTH
"HUGE POTENTIAL"
"UNIQUE CHARACTER"
"RUSTIC CHARM"
"MOTIVATED SELLER"
Track 04: Hold On To That Feelin'
We’re all waiting for that mythical "Unicorn" property. Turns out, most clients have champagne taste on a tap water budget.
One minute you’re on top of the world, the next you’re staring down a cancelled closing. But you gotta hold on to that feelin'. Every suburban parking lot might just be hiding the next diamond in the rough.