In My Opinion

Welcome, dear readers, to the magnificent chaos that is my mind—a place where sarcasm runs rampant, wit dances gleefully, and rants flow like a river of comedic consciousness. If you've ever wondered what happens when someone with an insatiable appetite for snark and a penchant for the absurd decides to unleash their thoughts upon the world, well, you're about to find out.

In this blog, I'll be your fearless guide through the labyrinth of my musings, tackling everything from the perplexing world of commercial real estate (because who doesn't love a good debate about property taxes?) to the intricacies of business (because let's face it, corporate jargon is just begging to be roasted). But wait, there's more! We'll also dive headfirst into the annals of history, because what better way to understand the present than by laughing at the absurdity of the past?

And let's not forget about life itself—oh, the glorious rollercoaster of human existence! From the mundane to the extraordinary, no topic is off-limits. So buckle up, grab your popcorn, and prepare to be both entertained and slightly bewildered as we delve into the delightful madness that is my mind.
March 28, 2024
Return of the Rudesters: Your 2024 Guide to Office Etiquette (That No One Asked For)

A survey conducted by Resume Builder in 2024 revealed that 90% of corporate executives intend to bring employees back to the office by the close of the year. Furthermore, findings from a poll of 800 business leaders conducted by Resume Builder in December 2024 indicate that 8 out of 10 companies plan to monitor employee […]

March 27, 2024
A Ripple of Respect: Will Other Retailers Follow Suit with Easter Closures?

The news is out: retail giants like Target, Costco, and TJ Maxx are giving their employees a gift this Easter Sunday – a day off! In a world where 24/7 availability is often expected, this decision stands out. It's a simple gesture, but one with powerful implications. Imagine spending a major holiday with loved ones, […]

March 26, 2024
All Hail the $1.50 Hot Dog! But Will Costco Kick Out Non-Members?

Let's be honest, who doesn't love a good deal? And when it comes to deals, the Costco food court's legendary $1.50 hot dog and soda combo is king. It's a delicious tradition, a reward after a successful warehouse shopping adventure. But recent news suggests this perk might soon be exclusive to paying Costco members. As […]

March 25, 2024
Stumpy the Cherry Tree: A Hilarious Look at D.C.'s Shortest Superstar

They say everything's bigger in Texas, but have you ever heard of Washington D.C. drama involving a tiny tree? Buckle up, folks, because we're diving into the hilarious (and surprisingly touching) story of Stumpy, the cherry blossom tree who defied all odds (and height requirements) to become a D.C. superstar. Now, you might be picturing […]

March 24, 2024
Subway Dumps Coke for Pepsi: A Seismic Shift in the Sandwich Sphere (or Maybe Not)

The earth has trembled, folks. The very foundations of our fast-food universe have cracked. In a move that will surely send ripples through the space-time continuum, Subway has announced it will be replacing Coca-Cola products with Pepsi in the U.S. Yes, you read that right. Hold onto your hats (and possibly your sandwiches) because the […]

March 23, 2024
The "Age of Me": Are We All Selfish Jerks Now?

Let's face it, folks. Sharing is no longer caring. Remember that golden rule your kindergarten teacher drilled into your head? Apparently, it's been replaced by a new mantra: "Me first, me second, me always!" Yep, we've officially entered the dreaded "Age of Me," where everyone's out for themselves and a good fry heist is considered […]

March 22, 2024
Howdy Partners! This Ain't Your Grandpappy's Home Buying (But We Can Still Help!)

Howdy, house hunters! Priyanshu (Pri) here, your friendly neighborhood realtor with a ten-gallon hat and a tale to tell. Ever wonder why a commercial real estate whiz like myself, with roots reaching all the way to India, sports a classic cowboy hat? Well, saddle up, partners, because we're about to embark on a wild ride […]

March 21, 2024
The Days of Cap Rates That Weren't Crap: A Commercial Real Estate Investor's Sarcastic Sob Story

Ah, the bygone days of commercial real estate – a time when deals were sweeter than cotton candy and cap rates were so high, they practically did the Macarena. Remember those heady days of tenants begging to grace your property with their presence, offering rents that steadily climbed like a squirrel on espresso? Those were […]

March 20, 2024
The Grocery Delivery Arms Race: Who Can Get My Wilted Lettuce Fastest?

Did you know that by the time you finish reading this post, your groceries could be delivered, unpacked, and alphabetized in your kitchen? Buckle up, folks, because the grocery delivery arms race is in full swing! Remember those quaint days when you had to, gasp, go to the store to buy groceries? You browsed the […]

March 19, 2024
Spring Break Shenanigans in Miami Beach: Confiscated Coolers and Curfews Cooler Than Your Grandma's Basement

Ah, Spring Break in Miami Beach. Once a glorious free-for-all synonymous with sun-drenched debauchery, it's now become a meticulously micromanaged masterpiece of municipal madness. But fear not, fellow revelers! This year, Miami Beach is offering a spring fling unlike any other (emphasis on the "fling," because staying here for the long haul might land you […]